George Carlin: “If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?” 😁
I once asked our restaurant server about their "Kids Menu": "So, are these fresh kids, or frozen?" The poor fellow then explained to me, with as little condescension as was humanly possible, that this was a menu FOR kids. And gave examples. He got a larger tip than usual.
George Carlin: “If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?” 😁
I once asked our restaurant server about their "Kids Menu": "So, are these fresh kids, or frozen?" The poor fellow then explained to me, with as little condescension as was humanly possible, that this was a menu FOR kids. And gave examples. He got a larger tip than usual.
George Carlin: “If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?” 😁
I once asked our restaurant server about their "Kids Menu": "So, are these fresh kids, or frozen?" The poor fellow then explained to me, with as little condescension as was humanly possible, that this was a menu FOR kids. And gave examples. He got a larger tip than usual.
Why am I thinking of my father? 🤔🤪
He can make a spoon stand up in his mug of coffee... then complains to the waitstaff that the coffee is "too stiff" 🤦🏻♀️.
George Carlin: “Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body.”
George Carlin: “If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?” 😁
I LOVE this one Jack!
Thanks for sharing these!