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Field of Dreams

Thalia’s thighs radiated warmth from the inside out. “Ugh! My — qwaaaaaads!”

“Nine fresh inches.”

“Aren’t we lucky?” Calliope shook snow from her mittens into the utility room sink. “… to have Henny? If it weren't for her… we probably wouldn’t have gone outside to play. She’s our furry fitness coach!”

The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with her, and not only will she not scold you, but she will make a fool of herself, too.
~ Samuel Butler

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Bobby Kountz
Jan 29Liked by 3musesmerge

I love “furry fitness coach.”

Where my mind went... 😁

Business proposition:

Struggling with fitness? Might we recommend one of our “furry fitness coaches.” Dogs available for various activities and fitness levels. Just beginning? Take a stroll with a Spaniel... Ready for a romp in the snow? Hang with Henny! If extreme is your jam, we recommend signing up for sled team training so you can learn to run with a pack! 😉

#MuseInspiredWit 🙌🏼

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DW Andrews
Jan 29Liked by 3musesmerge

Love the quote. I wish there was one for cats so I could understand cat owners.

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