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Jack Herlocker's avatar

George Carlin: “Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?” 😁

I somehow always thought there was a special, exotic sort of bread out there that required extreme measures to turn into toast.

Also possible that toaster designers are just lazy, of course.

BTW, despite not being on many dates in my youth, I long ago learned that the proper response to, “Oh, I don’t want any fries, I’ll just have a couple of yours,” is to increase the size of my fries order from regular to large.

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Karen DeBonis's avatar

Minding our own business is calorie-free. Love it! Is there supposed to be an image of Chris' book?

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